I am sure, at one time or another, you have tried that little game where you quickly change channels during an ad break to see what hilarious statements/stories you find through the jumbling of letters. For example; “Today at Seers my pants / were on fire, fire crews stated / won’t someone thinking of the children?!”
You get the general idea. While quickly flicking through some blogs (Firefox’s tabbed browser system made this even better), I came across this small example of such which nearly made my spit my coffee over my monitor.
Now that would make for an interesting Sundat service sermon!